new flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index fd7559b2e8c254c8f1509e9db1e12ac78f3bd13f..8891b9c4f5c846876236c35b9650dfd89d83b3ca 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -195,3 +195,20 @@ carves a statue of %s
 changes %s's SMS alert to an erotic moan
 reveals the code to its safe to %s
 works on being more classy around %s
+shines %s's buttons
+flashes %s
+oils %s
+invites %s to the ball
+posts %s a pizza
+gives %s a blue French horn
+puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s's house from top to bottom
+puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s from top to bottom
+checks %s's topology
+checks %s for topological defects
+inducts over %s
+finds %s's fixed point
+integrates over %s
+wishes %s had a higher genus
+tiptoes through the tulips with %s
+asks to see %s's dance card
+presents %s with a herd of moose