new flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 7a80393d2e19871d31d16d43aa8c0a6f637626cb..8891b9c4f5c846876236c35b9650dfd89d83b3ca 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -201,3 +201,14 @@ oils %s
 invites %s to the ball
 posts %s a pizza
 gives %s a blue French horn
+puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s's house from top to bottom
+puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s from top to bottom
+checks %s's topology
+checks %s for topological defects
+inducts over %s
+finds %s's fixed point
+integrates over %s
+wishes %s had a higher genus
+tiptoes through the tulips with %s
+asks to see %s's dance card
+presents %s with a herd of moose