new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index fe645d190a4d60eca8f0e0fe66df13727414baec..7d699641d6119b2d03a00df78c7b05e067a7ce15 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -219,3 +219,16 @@ sneaks into %s's bedroom
 bashfuly admits its crush on %s
 invites %s to join it in the shower
 constructs a safe space for %s
+wouldn't kick %s out of bed for eating biscuits
+buys %s a dress made of bacon
+dyes %s pink
+buys %s a pony
+scans all %s's ports
+gets drunk to cope with %s's absence
+founds a monarchy in order to renounce its throne for %s
+wants to touch %s's base
+paints %s purple
+touches %s's bum
+wants to ring %s's bell
+gives %s a kitten
+dedicates a sonata to %s