new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
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+++ b/flirts
@@ -224,3 +224,11 @@ buys %s a dress made of bacon
 dyes %s pink
 buys %s a pony
 scans all %s's ports
+gets drunk to cope with %s's absence
+founds a monarchy in order to renounce its throne for %s
+wants to touch %s's base
+paints %s purple
+touches %s's bum
+wants to ring %s's bell
+gives %s a kitten
+dedicates a sonata to %s