new flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index b90986c68f97bd93cbb76d1eb45be130e57a9da0..7c0f7a8127a95e0a0684bf2e994996acec69ab92 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -70,3 +70,15 @@ writes flirts just for %s
 thinks %s is the new hotness
 imagines %s in a sailor outfit
 would like to cause earthquakes with %s
+creates an "I bet we can get a million people who fancy %s" group on Facebook
+becomes a fan of %s
+turns down the house lights for %s
+invites %s up to see its iPad
+can't wait to unbox %s
+dips %s in honey and throws them to the lesbians
+blows %s' vuvuzela
+wonders if %s is multi-touch
+takes photos of %s draped over a sports car
+tips its hat to %s
+would Photoshop %s but they are perfect already
+would betray its country for %s