new flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
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@@ -77,3 +77,8 @@ invites %s up to see its iPad
 can't wait to unbox %s
 dips %s in honey and throws them to the lesbians
 blows %s' vuvuzela
+wonders if %s is multi-touch
+takes photos of %s draped over a sports car
+tips its hat to %s
+would Photoshop %s but they are perfect already
+would betray its country for %s