new flirts from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -178,3 +178,9 @@ buys Rockall and gives it to %s
 thinks peace, love, and %s are the most important things in the world
 buys %s a sand hopper
 fills %s's sand hopper
+admires %s's flanges
+admires %s's symmetry
+oils %s's camel
+wonders if %s wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
+hopes that %s will gets its message in a bottle
+wonders how much %s charges for a good hard shag