New trout from rejs, with wording improvements from Pinkbeast

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -212,3 +212,15 @@ wishes %s had a higher genus
 tiptoes through the tulips with %s
 asks to see %s's dance card
 presents %s with a herd of moose
+admires %s's valves
+offers %s a duck
+gooses %s
+sneaks into %s's bedroom
+bashfuly admits its crush on %s
+invites %s to join it in the shower
+constructs a safe space for %s
+wouldn't kick %s out of bed for eating biscuits
+buys %s a dress made of bacon
+dyes %s pink
+buys %s a pony
+scans all %s's ports