new trouts from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -97,3 +97,7 @@ buys %s a nice dress
 buys %s a revealing dress
 asks %s out on a date
 posts pictures of %s to rule34.paheal.net [NWS!]
+emails %s its favourite cat pictures
+lends %s all its spoons
+searches the internet for pictures of %s
+writes to Dan Savage for tips on seducing %s