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[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -4,9 +4,46 @@ offers %s a bunch of flowers
 blows kisses at %s
 falls head over heels in love with %s
 offers to take %s out for dinner
-bats her eyelashes at %s
 is %s's kind of robot
 offers %s a Turkish Delight
 gazes contentedly at %s
 offers %s a cherry
 imagines %s in a tutu
+catches %s's eye across a crowded room
+kisses %s's hand
+wonders what a nice person like %s is doing in a place like this
+licks chocolate sauce off %s
+gets down on one knee in front of %s
+bats its eyelashes at %s
+winks suggestively at %s
+blabbers incoherently at the sight of %s
+mentally undresses %s
+daydreams about %s
+wonders what %s is really thinking
+talks dirty to %s
+gazes mutely into %s's eyes
+wonders if %s might reciprocate its feelings
+whispers sweet nothings to %s
+sends %s a red rose
+toasts %s with champagne
+offers %s its last Rolo
+invites %s up for coffee
+promises %s a night to remember
+invites %s in to see its etchings
+wonders if %s is really that innocent
+serenades %s
+puts a rose between its teeth and tangoes seductively with %s
+plays with its hair whilst gazing at %s
+draws a magic circle around itself and %s
+tickles %s playfully
+draws a flattering portrait of %s
+poings happily at the sight of %s
+gives %s a high-five
+brushes lint off %s's clothing
+dims the lights for %s
+invites %s behind the bike sheds
+rides a tightrope on a unicycle while juggling chainsaws in an attempt to impress %s
+composes haiku for %s
+makes the tea for %s
+strokes %s's hair
+sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands.