lusts after %s, and would be prepared to commit the other deadly sins for them
may not have room for a Mini, but does have room for %s
puts %s in its will
+wonders if %s is cheaper than disk space
+paints %s's nipples with cochineal
+compares %s's beauty to that of Helen of Troy
+wonders how many ships %s's face would launch
+hopes %s is highly available