new slashes from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -298,3 +298,16 @@ wonders how many ships %s's face would launch
 hopes %s is highly available
 considers %s wrong but romantic
 sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card
+imagines %s in a nurse's uniform
+asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s
+gives %s a cookie
+thinks %s deserves a 21 gun salute
+knocks on %s's door and asks to see their panelling
+discovers an asteroid and names it after %s
+likes the cut of %s's jib
+thinks %s is better than a Kwik-Fit fitter
+wants to watch badgers with %s
+invites %s to one of its bunga bunga parties
+wonders whether %s will go down in the woods today
+offers to show %s where to buy tomatoes
+wolf-whistles at %s