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[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -344,3 +344,18 @@ wonders whether %s is to be loose or hump shunted
 gives %s head, shoulders, knees, and toes (knees and toes)
 wants to hear what %s got up to at band camp
 spoons %s
+wants to place an unexpected item in %s's bagging area
+puts on its robe and wizard hat for %s
+invites %s over for Netflix and chill
+admires %s's column of excellence
+maximises %s
+substitutes a Class 98 for %s's expected train service
+makes aeroplane nose art of %s
+buys %s a silicone octopus negative
+buys %s a silicone octopus
+proclaims it would walk a thousand miles to fall down at %s's door
+offers to take %s to a performance of Hamilton
+thinks %s is the hottest thing since sunburn
+performs a magnetic strip for %s
+probes %s in a friendly manner
+would not exchange %s for a wilderness of monkeys