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[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -356,3 +356,7 @@ buys %s a silicone octopus
 proclaims it would walk a thousand miles to fall down at %s's door
 offers to take %s to a performance of Hamilton
 thinks %s is the hottest thing since sunburn
+performs a magnetic strip for %s
+probes %s in a friendly manner
+would not exchange %s for a wilderness of monkeys
+would not swap %s for a whole ocean of fishes