new trout from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -155,3 +155,7 @@ thinks %s could give their chair an orgasm
 names its pipes after %s
 binds its sockets to %s
 calls accept(2) on %s
+shows %s the breasts of St Agatha
+canonizes %s so it can make erotic sculptures of them
+gives %s a red hat
+paints devotional art of %s with no clothes on