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[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -119,3 +119,10 @@ takes upskirt photos of %s
 sniffs %s's underwear
 writes thousands of lines of elisp just for %s
 showers %s with porcelain sunflower seeds
+creates a .xxx domain just for %s
+hopes rule 34 applies to %s
+unzips %s
+drives its tractor through %s's haystack
+wonders if %s is single or transferable
+doesn't want any alternatives to %s
+writes 'I <3 U' in weedkiller on %s's lawn