handle empty status objects

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index b098026d91d78aae52a007fdf7c2ee27573fd21b..1e1cba8daa12fe7051d99e7880865243122f763b 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -244,3 +244,12 @@ compares %s's arse to Pippa Middleton's
 honks %s's tits
 thinks %s should appear on Page Three
 gives %s a token ring
+immortalizes %s in song
+surveys %s
+builds a taller house in order to spy on %s sunbathing
+bites %s's neck
+wants to view photos of %s on a retina display
+trouts everything that isn't %s
+learns how to write "I love %s" in Chinese
+makes a mix-tape for %s
+makes cupcakes for %s