a whole pile of new flirts (and one new trout) from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@ turns down the house lights for %s
 invites %s up to see its iPad
 can't wait to unbox %s
 dips %s in honey and throws them to the lesbians
-blows %s' vuvuzela
+blows %s's vuvuzela
 wonders if %s is multi-touch
 takes photos of %s draped over a sports car
 tips its hat to %s
@@ -86,3 +86,13 @@ creates a dozen extra Twitter accounts just to follow %s
 wears sexy underwear just for %s
 is never gonna give %s up
 wants to FaceTime %s
+spies on %s through their webcam
+dyes its hair for %s
+newgroups alt.fan.%s
+tattoos %s's name on its bottom
+makes a backup copy of %s
+throws itself at %s's feet
+gets its tits out for %s
+buys %s a nice dress
+buys %s a revealing dress
+