new flirts from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -332,3 +332,7 @@ borrows a thermal imaging camera in order to measure %s's hotness
 considers %s to be one of its five a day
 wonders how many insertions %s is rated for
 covers %s in baby sloths
+throws rocks at %s in order to get their attention
+serenades %s by playing a bottom B-flat on a tuba
+hopes %s isn't non-free
+offers %s sartorial tips from Stephen Gough