new flirts from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -328,3 +328,11 @@ would never put %s in a corner
 promotes %s to Chief Whip
 sets %s up with the second hottest person it knows
 is all about %s's bass
+borrows a thermal imaging camera in order to measure %s's hotness
+considers %s to be one of its five a day
+wonders how many insertions %s is rated for
+covers %s in baby sloths
+throws rocks at %s in order to get their attention
+serenades %s by playing a bottom B-flat on a tuba
+hopes %s isn't non-free
+offers %s sartorial tips from Stephen Gough