new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 1c74562bf0bc059cc44ead10639cd5ba558ae5ea..10cf00caa2ea1056926b9cbf90ca450729718e87 100644 (file)
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@@ -245,3 +245,10 @@ honks %s's tits
 thinks %s should appear on Page Three
 gives %s a token ring
 immortalizes %s in song
+surveys %s
+builds a taller house in order to spy on %s sunbathing
+bites %s's neck
+wants to view photos of %s on a retina display
+trouts everything that isn't %s
+learns how to write "I love %s" in Chinese
+makes a mix-tape for %s