new trout and flirt from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -103,3 +103,6 @@ searches the internet for pictures of %s
 writes to Dan Savage for tips on seducing %s
 cross-dresses just for %s
 buys a telephoto lens just to take pictures of %s
+offers %s some Madeira
+offers %s a fork
+gives %s a thumbs-up