new trout and flirt from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -96,3 +96,13 @@ gets its tits out for %s
 buys %s a nice dress
 buys %s a revealing dress
 asks %s out on a date
+posts pictures of %s to rule34.paheal.net [NWS!]
+emails %s its favourite cat pictures
+lends %s all its spoons
+searches the internet for pictures of %s
+writes to Dan Savage for tips on seducing %s
+cross-dresses just for %s
+buys a telephoto lens just to take pictures of %s
+offers %s some Madeira
+offers %s a fork
+gives %s a thumbs-up