new flirt from Art

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -76,3 +76,12 @@ turns down the house lights for %s
 invites %s up to see its iPad
 can't wait to unbox %s
 dips %s in honey and throws them to the lesbians
+blows %s' vuvuzela
+wonders if %s is multi-touch
+takes photos of %s draped over a sports car
+tips its hat to %s
+would Photoshop %s but they are perfect already
+would betray its country for %s
+creates a dozen extra Twitter accounts just to follow %s
+wears sexy underwear just for %s
+is never gonna give %s up