New trout from Emperor

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index e7286ebd2803eeae601205b7771c8e902a5f0c35..f7d35ebcc321054b957d138aa516ab2bbfce9e91 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -753,3 +753,5 @@ places %s in its basket of deplorables
 botsplains the topic to %s
 holds %s down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
 recommends replacing %s's head
+mistakenly staples a faked-up OCSP unavailability response to %s's nose
+vents %s's spleen