new flirt from emperor (inspired by rjk)

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index df91af492dbc27026be12efca683b3739ac9eba7..f6dc3a2a46f0444b933028d880e25e03f24559a1 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -280,3 +280,13 @@ sends %s a SIGINT
 sends %s a SIGKILL
 rents %s's skull to a hermit crab
 unleashes 500 bears on %s
+inserts #! into %s's URL
+reimplements %s in JavaScript
+betrays %s
+disproves %s
+goes to war with %s
+declines %s
+explains the joke to %s at great length
+steals %s's name
+spatchcocks %s
+offers %s a role in its new snuff movie