new flirt from emperor (inspired by rjk)

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index d9e36f8a68595f254393e23ca3e75acbe0e29e22..f6dc3a2a46f0444b933028d880e25e03f24559a1 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -276,3 +276,17 @@ blames %s
 challenges %s to a duel
 removes %'s atoms
 removes %'s electrons
+sends %s a SIGINT
+sends %s a SIGKILL
+rents %s's skull to a hermit crab
+unleashes 500 bears on %s
+inserts #! into %s's URL
+reimplements %s in JavaScript
+betrays %s
+disproves %s
+goes to war with %s
+declines %s
+explains the joke to %s at great length
+steals %s's name
+spatchcocks %s
+offers %s a role in its new snuff movie