new flirt from Senji

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -272,3 +272,21 @@ varnishes %s's cake
 malfunctions and machine-guns %s to death
 disarms %s, and then kills them anyway
 forces %s to sit through a week of compliance training
+blames %s
+challenges %s to a duel
+removes %'s atoms
+removes %'s electrons
+sends %s a SIGINT
+sends %s a SIGKILL
+rents %s's skull to a hermit crab
+unleashes 500 bears on %s
+inserts #! into %s's URL
+reimplements %s in JavaScript
+betrays %s
+disproves %s
+goes to war with %s
+declines %s
+explains the joke to %s at great length
+steals %s's name
+spatchcocks %s
+offers %s a role in its new snuff movie