new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 52fa5a35b27b65818f552af365e86c7cbbd1571d..e77ea105bc780dfc8b8d1162cf8419690e8014f5 100644 (file)
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -287,3 +287,12 @@ disproves %s
 goes to war with %s
 declines %s
 explains the joke to %s at great length
+steals %s's name
+spatchcocks %s
+offers %s a role in its new snuff movie
+fills %s's schedule with pointless meetings
+whispers sweet business jargon in %s's ear
+steals %s's underwear and ebays it
+doesn't see a great need for %s
+edits %s's pants
+posts %s a French letter (used)