trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -159,7 +159,7 @@ plays the viola at %s.
 thinks %s is comparable to iprocurement at its best
 defenestrates %s
 suggests %s re-installs Windows
-winders if %s has tried turning it off and then back on again
+wonders if %s has tried turning it off and then back on again
 sticks %s's head in a pig
 dices %s and jumps up and down on the bits
 reboots %s to apply patches
@@ -170,3 +170,6 @@ rains herring on %s
 throws a bucket of sprats at %s
 hurls anchovies at %s
 covers %s in eels
+migrates all %s's email to Microsoft Exchange
+puts all %s's computers behind NAT
+punches %s