trouts from pm215 and Emperor

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -174,3 +174,8 @@ migrates all %s's email to Microsoft Exchange
 puts all %s's computers behind NAT
 punches %s
 affixes live crocodiles to %s
+tortures %s with the collected bad puns of #chiark
+signs %s up for the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation choir
+deports %s
+thinks %s is even less relevant than Nick Clegg
+forces %s to listen to David Cameron's speeches