new flirt from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -220,3 +220,8 @@ pushes %s into a ditch
 expunges %s
 exiles %s to Siberia
 replaces %s's internet with a 1200 baud modem
+triggers %s's halt and catch fire instruction
+covers %s in toothpaste
+covers %s in Marmite and waits for the lawyers
+punctures %s's balloon
+sends %s a copy of Julian Assange's hair styling tips