new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -223,3 +223,5 @@ replaces %s's internet with a 1200 baud modem
 triggers %s's halt and catch fire instruction
 covers %s in toothpaste
 covers %s in Marmite and waits for the lawyers
+punctures %s's balloon
+sends %s a copy of Julian Assange's hair styling tips