new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -273,3 +273,10 @@ malfunctions and machine-guns %s to death
 disarms %s, and then kills them anyway
 forces %s to sit through a week of compliance training
 blames %s
+challenges %s to a duel
+removes %'s atoms
+removes %'s electrons
+sends %s a SIGINT
+sends %s a SIGKILL
+rents %s's skull to a hermit crab
+unleashes 500 bears on %s