new trout from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 817ec72639d1f161aaaf850da7a923f912fa4f4e..de56fe1f02bff0d85ac2899f4931c15a6d6424fe 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -279,3 +279,15 @@ removes %'s electrons
 sends %s a SIGINT
 sends %s a SIGKILL
 rents %s's skull to a hermit crab
+unleashes 500 bears on %s
+inserts #! into %s's URL
+reimplements %s in JavaScript
+betrays %s
+disproves %s
+goes to war with %s
+declines %s
+explains the joke to %s at great length
+steals %s's name
+spatchcocks %s
+offers %s a role in its new snuff movie
+fills %s's schedule with pointless meetings