shaves %s
volunteers %s for a position as gladiator at the Colosseum
freezes %s in carbonite
-applies a tramp stamp to %s
toasts %s
proves to a UN inspector that %s is "beyond use"
shortens all %s's URLs
banishes %s
hands %s a <pred> T-shirt
tells Cambridge Analytica everything it knows about %s
+shrinks %s's head