compiles %s with -Wtrigraphs
turns %s into dogfood
><> ><> %s
-sets %s and robhu up on a blind date
gently taps %s with a menhir
invests all of %s's money in a high-grade structured credit strategy enhanced leverage fund
plays the viola at %s
tortures %s with the collected bad puns of #chiark
signs %s up for the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation choir
deports %s
+thinks %s is even less relevant than Nick Clegg
+forces %s to listen to David Cameron's speeches
+sticks %s in a small room with Ian Paisley
+rains she-trolls down upon %s
+rains wheelbarrows on %s
+hits %s with a replica of Milan cathedral
+has %s transported to Botany Bay
+petitions the PM to abolish %s
+sneezes all over %s
+speculatively executes %s
+screams and leaps at %s
+hits %s with a cockatrice corpse
+sets %s up on a blind date with Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand