new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 715ca8e005a171e322fbc8fe7233134a3ca182fc..d250fb26c9452789d041fa2ff1cf00cb3d0a2b72 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -546,3 +546,15 @@ taxes %s
 throws a triangular flapjack at %s
 burns %s's bridges
 hides %s's towel
+tells %s about Roko's Basilisk
+covers %s in bees
+sets a Mongol horde upon %s
+signs up %s for the next Christmas production in Ambridge
+gives %s a cookie
+thinks %s deserves a 21 trout salute
+pills %s
+sends %s a UKIP application form and some green ink
+berates %s for not paying road tax
+partitions %s
+proclaims "%s est omnis divisa in partes tres"
+applies a spudger to %s