new trouts from adam

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 0b4edd5394ad394501ed057aa0003f9dded51ab0..cb58e743f3d71e52b17ce0fefadc0348982286b9 100644 (file)
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@@ -608,7 +608,7 @@ causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction
 multiplies %s by zero
 divides %s by zero
 declares %s to be illegal, unworkable, and counter productive
-grudgingly conceeds that %s is not as bad as NFS
+grudgingly concedes that %s is not as bad as NFS
 causes "eaten by wolves" to appear on %s's screen
 makes kittens illegal just to annoy %s
 books the WBC to protest %s's funeral
@@ -660,3 +660,13 @@ offers %s sartorial tips from Michael Portillo
 nominates %s for seedy depletion
 serves inferior fish to %s
 concretizes %s
+octofurcates %s
+thwaps %s with a SuperFish
+wheelclamps %s
+dumps a statue of Margaret Thatcher on %s's doorstep
+sends %s driving through Argentina in a car with an offensive numberplate
+changes %s's password to 'dQw4w9WgXcQ'
+marks %s "con sordino"
+goes to Buckingham Palace to request that %s be dissolved
+removes %s's head, shoulders, knees, and toes (knees and toes)
+kippers %s