new trout from mdw

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 5cd32150fd9c38b45b8a900f9d455be00d63daad..c739326a711220e802046693adaa3cab681e2e83 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -611,3 +611,8 @@ multiplies %s by zero
 divides %s by zero
 declares %s to be illegal, unworkable, and counter productive
 grudgingly conceeds that %s is not as bad as NFS
+causes "eaten by wolves" to appear on %s's screen
+makes kittens illegal just to annoy %s
+books the WBC to protest %s's funeral
+ditches %s's skin
+wonders whether to bother stunning %s