new trouts from anon

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index e5f280d575376a7687957537778f4b932ed4afe7..c1025e0465a000ac329c2336473626b434df635d 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ grumbles sonorously at %s
 offers %s a one way ticket to Mars
 decapitates %s
 slaps %s with a wet haddock
-plays the xylophone on %s 's kneecaps
+plays the xylophone on %s's kneecaps
 lands a minke whale on %s
 inverts %s
 sends %s to Cuba
@@ -83,3 +83,19 @@ subscribes %s to 1001 junk mail lists
 points at %s and laughs
 dices %s and feeds them to Ross Anderson
 follows %s around in a black helicopter
+dissects %s in public
+threatens %s with a rectal thermometer
+thwaps %s with IWJ's +10 rod of deprecation
+buys %s a fake RAF moustache
+earnestly discusses railway routing regulations with %s
+folds %s into an elaborate origami representation of a mackerel
+reports %s to the RIAA
+hands %s a live grenade
+throws a cat at %s
+throws shoes at %s
+kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard
+plays Britney Spears songs at %s
+fills %s's ears with butter
+inverts %s
+throws %s to the lions
+sacrifices %s for the greater good