hits %s with a frozen trout
audits %s
sits on %s's Jimmy Shands
+gets a toddler to shoot %s every week for 2 years
+tests whether %s dissolves in aqua regia
+marks %s's books
+reminds %s that trout means trout
+has %s impeached
+comments out %s
+decides that, from a distance, %s resembles flies
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+accuses %s of violating the rule of tincture
+places %s in its basket of deplorables
+botsplains the topic to %s