new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 547fd6f2dd7837315060829882ab22554c1684b4..b4bae7abc8b433cfe3e959981856a4bd8b2788cb 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -300,3 +300,6 @@ substitutes a Trabant for %s's usual transport
 abolishes %s's human rights
 offers %s the job of Home Secretary
 attacks %s with Ewoks
+irons %s
+runs %s over with a SIGBUS
+ties %s to a sheep and then blows it up