multiplies %s by zero
divides %s by zero
declares %s to be illegal, unworkable, and counter productive
-grudgingly conceeds that %s is not as bad as NFS
+grudgingly concedes that %s is not as bad as NFS
causes "eaten by wolves" to appear on %s's screen
makes kittens illegal just to annoy %s
books the WBC to protest %s's funeral
nominates %s for seedy depletion
serves inferior fish to %s
concretizes %s
+octofurcates %s