new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index f1d0a3ca88ae71feed765f4eb3b9c8b610df2de0..916f6f2c95fd24a42695f8ff9b598b12f19dabf2 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -707,3 +707,10 @@ comes out of its well to shame %s
 steals %s's skull
 beats %s to death with their own bloody femurs
 kicks %s down some hard stairs
+minimises %s
+deliberately misaddresses %s
+redirects all %s's Wikipedia requests to Conservapedia
+substitutes a Class 99 for %s's expected train service
+sends all %s's coffee to Germany
+thinks %s should resign from UKIP
+spiralizes %s