new trout from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 547fd6f2dd7837315060829882ab22554c1684b4..8bba9a6feca24dae437db4698c30cd27d60c5d04 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -300,3 +300,14 @@ substitutes a Trabant for %s's usual transport
 abolishes %s's human rights
 offers %s the job of Home Secretary
 attacks %s with Ewoks
+irons %s
+runs %s over with a SIGBUS
+ties %s to a sheep and then blows it up
+ties %s to a sheep
+locks %s in a room with a bottle of whisky and a loaded pistol
+beats %s with a SIGPIPE
+excommunicates %s
+anathematizes %s
+releases woodworm into %s's library
+releases Vashta Nerada into %s's library
+shreds %s then recycles the evidence