new trout from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 165b968edaf6bc4a11ca3f262afa400cd17305e2..86a11bd7f3a1cc48d83a26b4bb9131af49350d79 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -688,3 +688,13 @@ assaults %s with a single bass
 shears %s
 attacks %s with a salmon cannon
 outsources %s's brain to #chiark
+apologizes for the inconvenience caused by %s
+operates a %s-free environment, for your comfort and convenience
+tars %s
+requires %s to submit all their requests for trouts through the service desk
+rot13s %s's wibbly bits
+rearranges all the cards in %s's wallet
+forces %s to revoke all their biometrics
+writes an essay entitled "%s Considered Harmful"
+gives %s a five-second head start then releases the hounds
+adds trouting %s to its service catalogue