new trouts from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index c823c221d2726efa8da7a36f4781e973adfe503d..813fc8f35f41de60a0105e5cc4d11973387653cd 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -507,4 +507,21 @@ bulldozes %s's house
 clobbers %s
 thinks %s is only good enough to play for Accrington Stanley
 distributes poisson in %s's direction
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+poisons %s
+requests that some friendly bombs fall on %s
+prunes %s
+sends all %s's packets via Royal Mail
+tortures %s then bills them for information retrieval
+quietly converts %s into a number
+thinks %s should take up Russian roulette
+removes from %s's computer all the interfaces that Apple now consider obsolete
+shrink-wraps %s
+sends %s to a shrink
+shaves %s
+volunteers %s for a position as gladiator at the Colosseum
+freezes %s in carbonite
+applies a tramp stamp to %s
+toasts %s
+proves to a UN inspector that %s is "beyond use"
+shortens all %s's URLs
+sends %s on a snipe hunt