modification of rjk's trout by Diziet

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index d55ff43f6ad7dcd5d7c5efd06a8419eb82e7d29d..7c61678115309aeec9607e3809f035bce982116a 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -207,7 +207,7 @@ supplements %s with a fish
 hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger
 blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear
 reads the Eye of Argon to %s
-traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs
+traps %s in a lift with Alan Sugar
 pops a cap in %s's ass
 spies on %s through their webcam
 sets flying monkeys on %s
@@ -343,3 +343,5 @@ nationalises %s
 renormalises %s
 accuses %s of witchcraft
 turns %s into a newt
+signs %s up for bulk fish delivery
+picks %s's low-hanging fruit