new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index ad98c3f75da6d86e887f84ca6b5ff0c1127596b2..7b4f37ae4adb398959df325c3956eea8f54b2fc5 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -207,7 +207,7 @@ supplements %s with a fish
 hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger
 blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear
 reads the Eye of Argon to %s
-traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs
+traps %s in a lift with Alan Sugar
 pops a cap in %s's ass
 spies on %s through their webcam
 sets flying monkeys on %s
@@ -345,3 +345,12 @@ accuses %s of witchcraft
 turns %s into a newt
 signs %s up for bulk fish delivery
 picks %s's low-hanging fruit
+installs Rick Santorum in %s's bedroom
+makes it known that the prime minister has "full confidence" in %s
+collides a large haddock with %s
+attacks %s with a banana
+scraps %s
+rackmounts %s
+assaults %s with Margaret Thatcher's handbag
+LARTs %s
+bustitutes %s